I HATE YOU. I AM DREADING COLLEGE WITH YOU. WHY DID WE DATE.
- Amy Poehler, Harvard Speech (via quotethat)
- Simon Van Booy, The Illusion of Separateness (via whyallcaps)
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
Lol gun shots definitely echo
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Lol I don’t need you to fix me? 😂 I’m literally happier than I’ve ever been soooo